Ken Wolpert
That Guy, as in “Oh God, No, not That Guy!”
Remember that guy who did that thing at that place, and then you rolled your eyes and thought “wtf”? That was Ken. He’s not exactly “right”, but, hey, neither am I, so maybe it’s not my place to comment. He sent this story pitch-thing in to The Monti people, and, for some reason, they said he should tell his story for their show; but he has to write a bio, which he’s not good at. So it’ll probably suck.
